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As Chelsea triumphs over Bayern Munich…
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Meditation Misunderstood
A funny story, from my housemate Iris.
Tonight’s solar eclipse aligned with the new moon, so she joined a group for an extra special new moon meditation at Venice Beach. They’re sitting on the grass, meditating and singing, and a man nearby starts speaking to them, flatly:
“It’s not going to work. The world is still going to end. It’s not going work. Trust me.”
…..
Bwahahahaha!!
And they kept going, laughing and singing.
How do they come up with this stuff?! In stitches!
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Was literally laughing out loud by myself watching Fancyman Pt 1. Especially at this very moment, when Jess takes up Fancyman’s offer to drive his car—
(simultaneously)
Schmidt: “Is it an SL? Does it have a push ignition? Please don’t let it be a hybrid.”
Nick: “WE ARE THE 99%! WE ARE THE 99%!”
—priceless.
tries not to anthropomorphize everything: marriage from a kid's perspective
This whole post made me laugh at 1.11am at night! Thank you, Debra! <3
(via weheartit)1. how do you decide who to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 102. what is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
3. how can a stranger tell if two people are married?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
- Derrick, age 84. when is it okay to kiss someone?
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
- Curt, age 7The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 85. how would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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This skit. Endless funny. Best bits: Maya Rudolph’s Beyonce sing-scribes childbirth, Kristen Wiig’s Taylor Swift gawking, then Justin Timberlake’s spot-on Bon Iver impression. And White Butler digging it.
The sun in Holland is like a painting: you can see it, but it’s totally useless.
They try to squeeze in as many beats as possible, so everyone has a chance, but some people still can’t get it.
